Satire

Unverified Absence Season

November 14, 2017

Creator: Dylan Barman

Illustrator: Lily Drennan

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Gam Gam’s hot banana water

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Sea anemones continue to terrorize Montvale

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Sir Kuss’ adventure at Wenty's Twenty

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